Too Short - More Freaky Tales Lyrics
Beyotch!Short dogs in the house, once again with this pimp shitChorus:These are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years Ive been a real playerSo if you wanna have sex say hell yeahVerse 1: too $hortI met this girl in atlantaShe let a nigga ***** but I still cant stand herThe ***** wasnt good I said whats up *****?Im tired of *****in can you suck dick?She said no, but she had another friendSo I switched like a real pimpLaying on my back with my dick in her mouthI said beyotch!! what you talkin bout?She mumbled something, I dont know what she saidSmoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head***** said her name was theresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizzaIn the a-t-l where the grass is greenerI *****ed nina, melina, sabrina and tinaWhen I first moved out there, I met hollyFive-foot one with a bad ass bodyFreaky little ***** she was a geminiShe used to stand up and say shoot it in my eye!I met another girl went to spellman collegeEvery day after school I aquired the knowledgeI took her to my house so I could get someI *****ed her real good and made the ***** cumShe was hella limber, said her name was amberShe wouldnt stop screaming, thats all I rememberI had another freak, her name was wendyWhen I first met the ***** she said please dont pimp me!I did it anywayIm coming straight from oakland, c-aAint no other way, like my girl shanteShe lives in atlanta, but she comes from the bayLet me hit that hometown ***** on the strimpLook out for a nigga, treat me like a pimpYou know I cant forget about the strippersCinderella with the glass slipperTop down in the benz aint spendin no endsFat bag of indo, bring all your friendsIts like lotto, you get a quick pick*****es said they heard I had a big dickSo I showed it to em, only took one secondDick rock hard, *****es gettin nekkedChorus:These are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years Ive been a real playerSo if you wanna have sex say hell yeahVerse 2: too $hortI know another *****, her name is terriI lied to the ***** its about time I get marriedI couldnt see me pimpin herSo I *****ed her next door neighbor, jenniferShe had two roommates, cindy and amyTerri caught me creepin and said nigga dont play me!But them hoes liked to freakI used to send em new niggas every other weekI never would tell you all the hoes I *****edThese are the tales, some of this shit I made upI change the name so I can rhyme and shitSo if its you, you know the time *****!I spent the night with monique in between the sheetsIt was her, her girlfriend april and meI do it on the regular, two at a timeCall it what you want I be a fool wit mineLike them texas niggas, I never would changeLike my niggas up in cleveland spit the good gameThese hoes recognize when I come in the doorI aint trickin *****, so what you want me for?Like natalie, swearin up and down I had to be the one***** lets have some funI *****ed her, you thought I didntShort dogs in the house and I keep on pimpinSo then I *****ed the twins, sharon and karenWent straight for the panties, but they wasnt wearin emDont ask me who I *****ed first, it aint my faultIn the end, I still got the same resultsChorus:These are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years Ive been a real playerSo if you wanna have sex say hell yeahVerse 3: too $hortHell yeah, I never would forget charleneWe was layin real close like two sardinesTalkin, laughin, kissin and shitNext thing I know she started kissin my dickYou know the rest, before she left I paged miaI told her I got a new freak over hereShe rushed over, I left and when I came backThem hoes was lickin catsThey call me short when Im pimpin, dog when Im mackinGotta get the money, thats all thats happeninShe wants to be my love slave, I need some bug sprayTo keep these hoes awayI never would tell you all the hoes I *****edThese are the tales, some of this shit I made upI change the name so I can rhyme and shitSo if its you, you know the time *****!These are the tales, the freaky talesThese are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years Ive been a real playerSo if you wanna get *****ed say hell yeah (hell yeah)Beyotch!And it dont stopOld school short dogStill spittin itStill gettin itGettin that moneyEastside baby, oaklandYou aint knowin?Beyotch!