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  • Beyotch!
  • Short dogs in the house, once again with this pimp shit
  • Chorus:
  • These are the tales, the freaky tales
  • These are the tales that I tell so well
  • For fifteen years Ive been a real player
  • So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
  • Verse 1: too $hort
  • I met this girl in atlanta
  • She let a nigga ***** but I still cant stand her
  • The ***** wasnt good I said whats up *****?
  • Im tired of *****in can you suck dick?
  • She said no, but she had another friend
  • So I switched like a real pimp
  • Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
  • I said beyotch!! what you talkin bout?
  • She mumbled something, I dont know what she said
  • Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
  • ***** said her name was theresa
  • All on my dick like cheese on pizza
  • In the a-t-l where the grass is greener
  • I *****ed nina, melina, sabrina and tina
  • When I first moved out there, I met holly
  • Five-foot one with a bad ass body
  • Freaky little ***** she was a gemini
  • She used to stand up and say shoot it in my eye!
  • I met another girl went to spellman college
  • Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
  • I took her to my house so I could get some
  • I *****ed her real good and made the ***** cum
  • She was hella limber, said her name was amber
  • She wouldnt stop screaming, thats all I remember
  • I had another freak, her name was wendy
  • When I first met the ***** she said please dont pimp me!
  • I did it anyway
  • Im coming straight from oakland, c-a
  • Aint no other way, like my girl shante
  • She lives in atlanta, but she comes from the bay
  • Let me hit that hometown ***** on the strimp
  • Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp
  • You know I cant forget about the strippers
  • Cinderella with the glass slipper
  • Top down in the benz aint spendin no ends
  • Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
  • Its like lotto, you get a quick pick
  • *****es said they heard I had a big dick
  • So I showed it to em, only took one second
  • Dick rock hard, *****es gettin nekked
  • Chorus:
  • These are the tales, the freaky tales
  • These are the tales that I tell so well
  • For fifteen years Ive been a real player
  • So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
  • Verse 2: too $hort
  • I know another *****, her name is terri
  • I lied to the ***** its about time I get married
  • I couldnt see me pimpin her
  • So I *****ed her next door neighbor, jennifer
  • She had two roommates, cindy and amy
  • Terri caught me creepin and said nigga dont play me!
  • But them hoes liked to freak
  • I used to send em new niggas every other week
  • I never would tell you all the hoes I *****ed
  • These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
  • I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
  • So if its you, you know the time *****!
  • I spent the night with monique in between the sheets
  • It was her, her girlfriend april and me
  • I do it on the regular, two at a time
  • Call it what you want I be a fool wit mine
  • Like them texas niggas, I never would change
  • Like my niggas up in cleveland spit the good game
  • These hoes recognize when I come in the door
  • I aint trickin *****, so what you want me for?
  • Like natalie, swearin up and down I had to be the one
  • ***** lets have some fun
  • I *****ed her, you thought I didnt
  • Short dogs in the house and I keep on pimpin
  • So then I *****ed the twins, sharon and karen
  • Went straight for the panties, but they wasnt wearin em
  • Dont ask me who I *****ed first, it aint my fault
  • In the end, I still got the same results
  • Chorus:
  • These are the tales, the freaky tales
  • These are the tales that I tell so well
  • For fifteen years Ive been a real player
  • So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah
  • Verse 3: too $hort
  • Hell yeah, I never would forget charlene
  • We was layin real close like two sardines
  • Talkin, laughin, kissin and shit
  • Next thing I know she started kissin my dick
  • You know the rest, before she left I paged mia
  • I told her I got a new freak over here
  • She rushed over, I left and when I came back
  • Them hoes was lickin cats
  • They call me short when Im pimpin, dog when Im mackin
  • Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin
  • She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
  • To keep these hoes away
  • I never would tell you all the hoes I *****ed
  • These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
  • I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
  • So if its you, you know the time *****!
  • These are the tales, the freaky tales
  • These are the tales that I tell so well
  • For fifteen years Ive been a real player
  • So if you wanna get *****ed say hell yeah (hell yeah)
  • Beyotch!
  • And it dont stop
  • Old school short dog
  • Still spittin it
  • Still gettin it
  • Gettin that money
  • Eastside baby, oakland
  • You aint knowin?
  • Beyotch!

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