Too Short - Paula Janet Lyrics
*****! thats a trademarkI was at my house not doing anythingHalf past ten I heard the phone ringWhen I picked it up, I said hello?The ***** spoke up and said whats up ho?I said, *****, if youre fine its my dickEnough playing, who the ***** is this?She said janet I said ohMet the ***** last week at my showI told her call me and I gave her my cardShe talked dirty and my dick got hardThat night I *****ed the ***** three times straightNext night we made another dateI gave a concert and she came backstage***** a *****, Im trying to get paidBut that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip*****ed around and met this other *****Right out the back I told her ***** lets goTook the ***** to my limo even thoughHer friend said Im ugly, I aint even freshShe told her friend they ***** the bestRushed the ***** to the back seatShe pulled up her skirt and *****ed the shit out of meShe said her name was paula, ***** turned me outTook my dick out the *****, let me cum in her mouthShe kept sucking like a veteran, I couldnt handle itThe limo door opened, it was janetShe jumped in the car, they started kissing and shitI kicked back and let em have this dickI told the driver take me straight homeThen called my partner on the car phoneI said Ill hook you with a bad-ass *****Come to my house and dont even tripHe came over and we served the hoes*****ed the *****es like gigalosPaula and janet will make you wet in your pantsBut to me, theyre just two more trampsWith some good ass mother*****ing *****, no shitShort dogs in the mother*****ing house and I aint even tripping, *****