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  • (pimp): all we want is the money
  • (pimp 2): I keep em bro. wake up one morning, and, with some money
  • To spend, they go crazy.
  • (verse 1):
  • Im going to tell you a story in stereo,
  • About the pimping game, that you should know.
  • But if you dont, its alright.
  • Cause Ill be spittin this game to you all damn night.
  • When I was 3 years old,
  • Straight pimp game I was told.
  • My daddy sent me to pimp school.
  • In this mans world, you cant be no fool.
  • If a pimp is what you wanna be,
  • Youre gonna have to learn pimpology.
  • Pimpology: a pimps profession.
  • Cant be effected by the great depression.
  • So if you want to be giant sized,
  • Come to my school. get pimp-matized.
  • In your school, what do they teach?
  • English, math, and history.
  • Pimpin game, you can learn.
  • And if you do, you will earn
  • A pimp diploma, just for you
  • For learning what youre taught when you come to school.
  • Lesson 1, you should know:
  • Never fall in love, with your ho.
  • Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:
  • Act cool.
  • Lesson 3:
  • Dont be a trick. if shes poor, if shes rich,
  • If your game is soft or hard,
  • It shouldnt take long to break the broad.
  • Lesson 4:
  • Keep ya ho. its the most important thing to know.
  • cause I pimp or die. Im like the mack:
  • Riding around oakland in a cadillac.
  • But on the other hand, if you cant pimp
  • And the hos keep treating you like a simp,
  • I dont know what to say about you boys.
  • You better go to the store and buy some toys.
  • cause you cant play this game.
  • (pimp talking):
  • Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the ***** up y hear?
  • (verse 2):
  • Now you heard my story in stereo:
  • About the pimpin game, that you should know.
  • And if you dont, its alright,
  • cause Ill be spittin this game to ya all damn night.
  • Im short dog. aint nothing nice.
  • I never rap fake when Im on the mic.
  • I ride around town in a clean benz.
  • Never ever frontin on my real cool friends.
  • My zodiac sign is a taurus the bull.
  • I drink old english, and I do get full.
  • If youre wondering why I dont stop my rap,
  • cause other mcs cant rock like that.
  • My music flows like dominos.
  • I pimp these hoes thats how it goes.
  • Tenders on my beeper all day and night.
  • Im a true blue player homeboy. thats right.
  • O-a-k-l-a-n-d:
  • Thats where I rain, top dog mc.
  • Too short, baby, on the microphone.
  • I work more tails. I dont take freaks home.
  • Man, they start trippin when they think your rich.
  • Met her yesterday. all on my tip.
  • Its not hard to believe. but thats how it goes.
  • Im burning rubber on these hoes like vogues.
  • Check out my style. baby dont stop.
  • If you cant call me short, just call me dog.
  • Black is my color. I have no other. nothing else will do.
  • Ive got a black car, black bed, black tv.
  • Ive even got a silk black suit.
  • Dangerous music, and the dangerous crew,
  • Oakland, ca, and the playboy too.
  • West coast rapping al over the place.
  • Too short, baby, all in your face.
  • I rap so hardyou cant stop me.
  • My last album sold a million copies.
  • Me and the maestro, laying the beat.
  • Dj scratches from my homeboy pete.
  • Dangerous music is what you hear.
  • A new lp, every year.
  • You know we rolling. cant be faking.
  • We come through, and all your girls, were taking.
  • You know were rolling. dont do no simpin.
  • Oaktown players, strictly pimpin, baby.
  • My name is short. just what youve been looking for.
  • Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase.
  • Up in the hills, trying to find my place.
  • Getting lost, getting tossed, getting found and clowned.
  • Every time you see short baby, you get down.
  • cause the raps I make are the raps you like.
  • The way sir too short rocks the mic.
  • Its a one of a kind, rapping style.
  • Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild.
  • For when I spit my rhyme, I just dont quit.
  • Grab the microphone, and just make me rich.
  • (pimp 1): it was $35, 000.
  • (pimp 2): $35,000 cash money?
  • (pimp 1): no. I get 1. $35, 000 plus 1, right?
  • (pimp 2): the one I gave you?
  • (pimp 1): no, I gave you 6 alright. I had 1. now $35,000 plus 6
  • Right.
  • Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 makes 7.
  • $35, 000 plus 7, right. motha *****a, can you buy that?

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