Too Short - Playboy $hort Lyrics
Aight, biiiiitch! funky mother*****ing freshSome of that 93 old school shit, hoeWell Im too $hort baby, hear what I sayI never do work but I always playCause the game is life and I play the gameSo you never talk down on a players nameWhen I grab my mic Im the one man crewTalking bout me, wouldnt think about youWhen you heard too $hort came to townYou never wouldve thought Id be looking downOn who? on you cause Im so bigMe and my money is all I digIm from the dangerous crew, we aint no punkWe take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your assBeating like a dope fiendBack seat riding in a limosineTelling that freak all about meThe creater of greater, sucker mcsChilling out in the oaktown singing a rapNo mc could rock like thatNow I say it like *****es sayNo mc could rock my wayWhen I rap its always greatWouldnt care if it was like or on a tapeIts me, $hort, the one and onlySpitting that rap to all my homiesYou know about you, you know Im a starWhen I rap too good I might take it too farHad the whole damn crowd going wildCause I dont stop rapping, thats my styleToo $hort baby from east oaklandI got more hoes than I can count on my handYou got women? well I got moreYou dont know? shit, Im playboy $hortThey call me playboy $hort known everywhereHad a life long dream to be a playerWay too cold at a younger ageIt was every day, just make that pageStill playing the same, still young at the gameNever talk down on a players nameCause Im big time, paid all my duesIm rich and famous and way too coolPeople cant ***** with the way Im rhymingThey say its too slow but it bought these diamondsToo $hort baby is the name I useA 93 lexus is what I cruiseClean from the start, I thought I was itI was cadillac slick in the dust I kickBut the caddy got parked cause Im riding newEastside *****, so Im siding, foolMoney everywhere, all over the floorAt the bank Im known as mr. $hortAt the house I be chilling, getting some headWriting raps all day, even in bedAnd them groupie-ass *****es love this shitThe funk rap master, made to fitJust her, Im all in them gutsHomeboy cant ***** so I hooked it upBut young women like you with your big round buttsBlind girls driving down the street called loveChasing that man, who really cant standSeeing your face so now you ranAnd you dont realize what youll soon seeThe way making love is supposed to beWith a player known as playboy tooRock a mic and a freak and youll both be throughPlayers play women who like to get played*****ed like you just trying to get laidBut I like money, and I get paidI do my duty and say good dayI didnt want to make love, Im not that fastWhat the hell, shes a freak, she even askedSo lets go to my room, after the showTreat me like a pimp, and pay me hoeYou can suck my dick and I might singJust love too $hort, Im everythingSo cool, my name is tooCall it how you want but I wont call youRing my phone and you might seeRinging my phone just wont get meCause Im hard to find, and I get mineAnd if I was looking for you, I wouldnt be in lineId be right on time in the right placeToo $hort baby all in your faceTalking bout mine and what I want*****ing mcs with the dangerous funkIm on my way, to the topSo much rapping Ill never stopAnd all that fame, you might claimCouldnt stand up by my rap nameYou might be good, I dont careIve been rapping like this 13 long yearsI got more respect then youll ever getCause I dont stop rapping and you know that shitSucker mcs with your record dealMost tapes out now couldnt be realCause your tracks aint shit, dreaming bout hitsBut youll find out too $hort dont quitWhen I grab my mic Im the one man crewTalking bout me, wouldnt think about youWhen you heard too $hort came to townYou never wouldve thought Id be looking down... (fades out)