Too Short - Punk ***** Lyrics
Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes...Fake punk-ass *****es...Do you know what I mean vern?*****inem up like this, vern...$hort dogs in the house, *****!Shes a punk-ass *****, hoe, tramp and a slutTook her to the hotel just to *****Last night she licked all on my balls***** got wet like niagara-fallsDropped my drawls and ***** said: shit!Skinny motha*****a with a fat-ass dickIts like a t-p-treatment, tongue so fastFrom the tip of my head to the crack of my assShe got busy so I called to the crewYou *****es know what to doHoes try to front like they aint no trampsTry to get that ***** and she say you cantMe and my partners we got that gameCheck a square-ass ***** and make her throw that thangYou wine and dine that nasty freakDropped her off and got a kiss on cheekYou never even know how she ran in the homeJumped on the phone and started to burnin me outShe kept beepin so I made the call***** on the phone jackin offSounded like she was havin funPlayin with her pearl tongueI said: *****, Im on my way!I givit to you, homeboy, play by playShe had on polkadots with miniskirtJumped in the car straight went to workI must to bust two nuts back to backNever seen a ***** work head like thatShe had me jumpin out of my seatWorkin her jaws to the beatShe was a good dicksucker, I cant lieSucked so good I thought Id die***** blew me up and blew me downAll the way back to the oakland-townBaby started to singin: I love you!Tellin me things she wanted to doIf I needed some money come to herEverythin I want is everythin Im worthAnd you know what I said? I told the *****I said: *****, Im rich!***** these hoes, man...I aint trippin...Im like al...Long-hair suckers...I know youre fine, *****But you got no cash you need to get a jobBut your lazy-ass try to juice me upI aint no punkI put you in the rap with some serious funkI wouldnt buy you a car, no diamonds and shitAll the time talkin about your fake-ass giftsGeorge bought you a ring, john bought you a chain*****, Im buyin you an ounce of this gameYou better take it and shut the ***** upStop runnin your mouth like a suckaCause yous a punk ***** it shows a mile awayEverythin you do and everythin you sayMakes you a punk *****, no good, no doubtAll I gotta do is stick a dick in your mouthWanna give up the *****, *****, Ill passYoure too slim, I like your mamas assPops came home, came up shortFound me in the backroom, *****inem bothNow Im the stepdaddy and the son in lawYou call me too $hort they call me too rawI creep out one room into the nextNothin goin on but some serious sexSome of these hoes might think Im playedBald-head ***** need some dookie braidsCause that nappy-hair dont even hitWhats cookin in the kitchen on the back of your neckLike you burned the rise and wanna front on meYou could never ***** with $hort, babyIm from the o-a-k-l-a-n-dI slap you in the face with realityThese punk-ass hoes out here is sickHave ya walkin round with a drippy dickSo beautiful fine young thangTo get that ***** was just like a dreamBut now three days later ask kool moeYou feel the burnin sensation down belowYoure a true blue victim of a punk-ass *****Thought she was a square and she gave you the shitSo for all you hoes that live like thisAll the homies in the house say: punk-ass *****!
