Too Short - Somethin To Ride To Lyrics
-ant banks-Ahhhhhh shitNow let me warm it upI got the gin and juice and Im a poor em cupTo get smooth in the mood that Im inSo lets start riding till this mother *****er endsAnd hit the main strip, where the hoes be hangingSpitting some game and trying to throw that thangOn any young nigger with some endsA mobile phone and a drop top benzTake it from me, seeCuz I know what its aboutKick a big fat dick in a *****es mouthAnd keep riding, high siding, but dont frontNigger serve that shit, dont be no punkAnd while the niggers keep jockingI be scopingAll the fine ass freaks of oaklandThats where I reside, and where I always will beThe city of killers, dope dealers and still weChill like players, and like pimpsMack all hoes and slap all simpsThe big badass, Im from the dangerous crewI just hang with the gang like its the thang to doNow mother *****ers cant face the facts that Im doing thisRapping and producing and they cant even ruin thisSee everybody knows the bankstaThe big dick gangsta whos *****ing with dank and clocking the bankAnd Im a get mine in the 9 osI mean the money, the fame, and the and the big thick fine hoesIm pulling up right beside youBumping this funky ass shit to ride to.-pooh man-Now heres some shit for you to ride to punkFifteeens slamming hard in my God damn trunkFrom tenth ave, to a hundred and fifthYoung players ride the foothill stripThey ride chevys, cougars, blazers, vettesFive 60 benzos with ferrari kitsThey love fine ass *****es, rolex watchTop let down on the coke white dropI love my high schools cutiesMuscle bound bootiesPools a hoes so you know I had to do my dutiesI got to have it like a rabbit***** her like a champI tell you nigger Im a pro with these high school trampsThey say young minds, make good timesSee Im a player so let me give an o 9Alicia, tina, marie, and evetteShe wanna ride punk ***** you can ride my dickNow shawnetta, shawnda, an rida tooNow heres a shot to the whole slug crewTalk bad punk ***** but its always poohKiss my ass and spend your cash, on this shit to ride to-goldy-Pushing my dank coke into the key and start the engineHit song, joking time, smoking, donuts while Im spinningA tight haffa fullest engine with duels, and counts***** a spare tire in my trunk, its boom, that slamsCuz Im a young brotha like to burn rubber yo ? ? ? out of lanesI pump it, while ya bump her, so ya changeThan I take a pitched out, exterior interior windowThey wax me, then they buff me, niggers dont love me now Im tipped outNow Im coming fresh from the detail shopGoing to the lee-male spotsLooking for the female *****I feel the bass and woofer kick my chest like a heartbeatWent to the curb, when I saw the ass of a dark freakSo I pulled up slamming short doggI said hey, she said (snort)I said damn Im *****ing warthogSo I smashed out doing 90Covered her ass up with the smoke I left behind meThe metly stently flowed in my ears like oxygenToo short pulling the bass, got the hoes on our jocks again*****ing with the hooties, with booties, and big tittiesThats potent, but all I is cheese for a rodentGot a ticket doing 60 in a school crossingPicking up my young ***** for some cool tossingDefermation of character, racially slanderingBut all Im ever givin ya is pimping and panderingSo please let me go off of someBecause I could be at home in my bed tossing herI make like altune, quick to value human dashHit the freeway cuz I cant play when I got some assRespect a player and an o g thats what they told meMhisani nickname goldy-too short-Now I come from the mother *****ing eastsideSo shut the ***** up ***** and just rideIm short dogg, hoe you cant front meSince my very first album I was funky*****es start seeing them dollar signsEven though I wouldnt give a broke ***** one dimeIts kind of funny, they want money from a pimp*****, you couldnt get 50 centsI take a gap from your ass and then I owe you the restI know the game hoe, and Im a vetPlaying broads aint based on loveYou want my money, I wanna *****And after we do all that, I talk about you in my next rapBeyotch!! kiss my pimping assCause all the time I didnt have this cashWouldnt call, wouldnt give me your numberI couldnt see ya like stevie wonderI made a hit recordNow I got moneyYou wanna play $hort dogg for a dummyBut I come from the mother *****ing eastsideYou suck my dick so I let the fake ***** rideDangerous music is on the mikeAnd like banks always say, this shit is tight-unknown voice- ** note - below the words are probably very inaccurate.Now thats some shit I ridePuff daddy and k-5 will go, buuuutI got my partner ant banks sittin on something real phatI got my partner short, sittin on the hood of a cadillacI got eveybody rollingI got kool-aid, he aint spilling and he aint trippinI got ol t b with his big ol fat assI got everybodyI got ? , but he aint got no skin on his dick cuz he ***** too muchI got ah, I got ol dirty arm but that my partna thoughCuz hes super clean, super side, super everythingI got footy and jerry, he trying to dred, but that aint whats happeningI got a, shit who else I got, I got I got face, pooh, thats my partnaHell look through a broad his face so bigI got ah, I got pow pow, he looking like liners; he kind of filthyBut thats my partna though, I aint going to talk badI aint going to talk badNo I aint going to rank outOh kitty wing, thats my partna peppermint pattyI aint going to talk about himI aint going to talk about huhCuz he might beat me up send the block out on meI dont want the block to through on meOh too clean (barking sounds)We got ah, we got hist dancers(what about chris hicks baby? )Chris hicks thatz my that my steven shikal, he living lavishOh else we got, who else we got in the crew that you want me to rank onThe tin man mo, thats pah prince of darkness, thats my dark partnaMy counter, thats my darksideWho else we got, who else we gotWe got foothill, oh I didnt get clim, his teeth glow in the dark
