Too Short - What Happened To The Groupies Lyrics
Intro: captain save-a-hoeShort, short, whats up man, this captain man check this outI know you and b-legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?But yall cant be talkin bad about broads, man, you know?Yall in here talkin bout suckin this and suckin thatAww shit, here come b pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed, yall be cool manVerse 1: b-legit/too $hortB-legit:I blaze blunts all day get keyed all nightBe the one to take flight if the smoke aint rightIm tight, nicknamed ike for the dramaIts baby and her mama, ***** in a saunaDown with the gang cuz them flows be hardBlue mink, short, and my st. brenardSuper bad man all around hoo-jTell me what the ***** happened to the groupiesToo $hort:What happened to the groupies, I thought they was comin throughTo do everything we want em toSupposed to be all good when they get hereBreak niggas off, ***** we real playasBaby in the red said its cooShe gonna give me some *****, and some head tooI aint trippin though, these *****es takin too longIm bout to call some other hoes on the phoneB-legit:Tell em Im a hog nigga, need a triple-x ***** down to stickTurn tricks switched the dickTheres hips outside and Im fo sho datAnd the finest ho she know where mo atGotta show that, nigga tuck my jewelsCant be slippin with a *****, niggas know that shitHit me at the room when the hoes comeIt be at 301 we callin for someToo $hort:Where they at b-legit where they at? (where they at)Let these *****es know theres some real playas backTold her meet me in room 510 on the mattressIf you do it right then Ill be back *****Another showdown, in yo townLet everybody know you my ho nowIm feelin way too cool off the gin and juiceIm bout to ***** my ***** and her friend too (and her friend too)Captain save-a-hoe:Damn, see man yall niggas is trippin man,Niggas this 98 yall actin like its still 88Short cussin, and all this bullshit,Check this out--see baby and them leavin see?Baby come here, cmon, baby dont even trip, just kick it for a lil whileYou know what Im sayin? Ill take you to sizzler to go eat after awhileIll make em stop trippin, dont even trip baby its all goodVerse 2: too $hort/b-legitToo $hort:Im feelin good, everything hooked up rightBefore its all over ima be in somn tightLooked down at my hip to check my pagerTryin to find me a *****, fresh off the stageNigga aint hungry, ***** the after partyTold a cute groupie ***** meet me in the lobbyYou know how we do it, told her bring all her friendsNext weekend we gonna do it all againB-legit:I said it out my mouth on the mic real loudWe at the holiday-inn, room 510Bring all the *****es even if they dikesWe hyped, hoes eatin ***** tonightSeen her in my mug, peepin my gameLookin like she could take dick in the brainWe all champagne and cali greenI need a ***** like that on a pimp teamToo $hort:Its after midnight, cant find the right womenCant be slippin while youre late night pimpinWay too many niggas got stuck like thatWaited too late then *****ed a ratWake up in the mornin, mad as hellWith the wrong ***** in the wrong hotelShoulda gave up when you first struck outNow you tryna get the ***** outB-legit:Man I was drunk when I went out, blow when I woke upDidnt get to ***** cuz these hoes is ducksNiggas like me need the head lay onFrom bad ass *****es who prefer red bonesRock microphones, later count gsCould always spot a rat chasin niggas with cheesePlease, put it on freeze, it dont suit meWhat happened to the mutha*****in groupies? (mutha*****in groupies)Captain save-a-hoe:What happened? nigga they all left, thats what happenedYall mutha*****as gonna be sittin around all night talkin to each otherOh thats cool, yall got some mutha*****in playboy magazinesSo I guess thats why yall aint trippin, check this out manYall niggas gotta understand one thing man*****es dont love to be talked to like that, yall gotta break downBe cool with a *****, ya know what Im sayin?Show her some caring and shit, understand me?Verse 3: b-legit/too $hortB-legitI remember when the shit first beganI used to ***** the dog shit out my biggest fansFour in the mornin we hit the waffle spotThen its back to the telly for some more *****Shit was non-stop, dont choose too fastTheres a gang of more *****es with way more assUp and down the hall with the bad-ass bodyGroupies lookin for the after partyToo $hort:I used to be wild as *****, get my dick suckedOn the back of the tour bus with two or three slutsCheck into my suite, order somethin to eatKnockin at my door, its another lil freakRight up the hall on the same floYou could stand in line and run a train on the hoTop-notch or rat, skinny or fatB-legit, where all the groupies at? (groupies at)B-legit:In the room with the tricks gettin big facesBut they really wanna know how the dick tastesI used to get *****ed, fall asleep, wake upKick the ***** out and bump a freakBut nowadays, you gotta watch your routeNiggas savin hoes need to cut that outSo what they talkin bout, they shoulda been done cameI think they scared of a nigga with this real gameToo $hort:What happened to the groupies, dont point your fingerTheyre all backstage chasin r&b singersAt the other concert, on the other side of townI seen a few hoes but they wasnt downWhere the groupies at, ima ask yall laterProbably out tryna ***** basketball playersSilly hoes, rappers got mansionsBut we aint tryna get into these tramp *****esCaptain save-a-hoe:Yall niggas is trippin man,Yall need to sit down and re-evaluate your morals manYall niggas gettin too old for this shit,Yall gonna be sittin around in the clubTryna figure out who goin home with ya old assYou need to find ya a good woman, snatch her up, get her a bmwShe got kids, only do what you do, tell her I got you
