Too $hort - Playboy $hort Lyrics
Some of that '93 old school shit, hoe.Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I sayI never do work but I always play'Cause the game is life & I play the gameSo you never talk down on a player's nameWhen I grab my mic I'm the one man crewTalkin' 'about me, wouldn't think about youWhen you heard Too $hort came to townYou never would've thought I'd be lookin' down.On who? On you 'cause I'm so bigMe & my money is all I digI'm from the dangerous crew, we ain't no punkWe take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your assBeatin' like a dope fiendBack seat ridin' in a limosineTellin' that freak all about meThe creater of greater, sucker MC'sChillin' out in the oaktown singin' a rapNo MC could rock like thatNow I say it like *****es sayNo MC could rock my wayWhen I rap it's always greatWouldn't care if it was like or on a tapeIt's me, $hort, the one & onlySpittin' that rap to all my homiesYou know about you, you know I'm a starWhen I rap too good I might take it too farHad the whole damn crowd goin' wild'Cause I don't stop rappin' that's my styleToo $hort baby from east oaklandI got more hoes than I can count on my hand.You got women? Well I got more.You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy $hortThey call me playboy $hort known everywhereHad a life long dream to be a playerWay too cold at a younger ageIt was every day, just make that pageStill playin' the same, still young at the gameNever talk down on a player's name'Cause I'm big time, paid all my duesI'm rich & famous & way too coolPeople can't ***** with the way I'm rhymin'They say it's too slow but it bought these diamondsToo $hort baby is the name I useA '93 lexus is what I cruiseClean from the start, I thought I was itI was cadillac slick in the dust I kickBut the caddy got parked 'cause I'm ridin' newEastside *****, so I'm sidin' foolMoney everywhere, all over the flowAt the bank I'm known as Mr. $hortAt the house I be chillin' gettin' some headWritin' raps all day, even in bed& them groupy ass *****es love this shitThe funk rap master, made to fitJust her, I'm all in them gutsHomeboy can't ***** so I hooked it upBut young women like you with your big round assesBlind girls drivin' down the street called loveChasin' that man, who really can't standSeein' your face so now you ran& you don't realize what you'll soon seeThe way makin' love is supposed to beWith a player known as playboy tooRock a mic & a freak & you'll both be throughPlayers play women who like to get played*****ed like you just tryin' to get laidBut I like money & I get paidI do my duty & say good dayI didn't want to make love, I'm not that fastWhat the hell, she's a freak, she even askedSo let's go to my room, after the showTreat me like a pimp & pay me hoeYou can suck my dick & I might singJust love Too $hort, I'm everythingSo cool, my name is tooCall it how you want but I won't call youRing my phone & you might seeRinging my phone just won't get me'Cause I'm hard to find & I get mine& if I was lookin' for you, I wouldn't be in lineI'd be right on time in the right placeToo $hort baby all in your faceTalkin' 'about mine & what I want*****in' MC's with the dangerous funkI'm on my way, to the topSo much rappin' I'll never stop& all that fame, you might claimCouldn't stand up by my rap nameYou might be good, I don't careI've been rappin' like this 13 long yearsI got more respect then you'll ever get'Cause I don't stop rappin' & you know that shitSucker MC's with your record dealMost tapes out now couldn't be real'Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreamin' 'about hitsBut you'll find out Too $hort don't quitWhen I grab my mic I'm the one man crewTalkin' 'about me, wouldn't think about youWhen you heard Too $hort came to townYou never would've thought I'd be lookin' down... [fades out]
