Warren Zevon - Rottweiler Blues Lyrics
Got a Glock in the bedside tableMachine gun leaning by the bedroom doorKevlar vest in the closetWell, I wear it when I go to the storeShadows on the windowRustling in the hedgeFaces at the peepholeFootsteps on the ledgeIf you come callingHe'll be mauling with intent to maimDon't knock on my doorIf you don't know my Rottweiler's nameHalogen lights in the drivewayGuardian Angels living next doorOne hundred pounds of unfriendly persuasionSleeping on the Florida porchSlackers in the marketBangers in the mallSkinheads on the golf courseHunting for their ballsIf you come callingHe'll be mauling with intent to maimDon't knock on my doorIf you don't know my Rottweiler's nameWell, he's dreaming about an intruder or twoAnd the promise of burglar bloodHe's yearning to chew on a gangster tattooAnd to hear the proverbial sickening thudShadows on the windowRustling in the hedgeFaces at the peepholeFootsteps on the ledgeIf you come callingHe'll be mauling with intent to maimDon't knock on my doorIf you don't know my Rottweiler's name
