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Wax - The Adventures of Larry and Tina Lyrics

  • [Wax]
  • [Chrous]
  • He should have seen she was really naive, shit she was still only nineteen
  • And he was many years older
  • But he seen her walk by in them tight jeans, and he looked at her like ''that's my queen''
  • Cus he thought that he could mold her, but it's over
  • Yo, Larry was a 39 year old dude, who was getting over divorce and the custody feud
  • And he'd been single now, 'bout a year and a half
  • He liked to hit the strip club for a beer and a laugh
  • And one particular girl, in his mind was a standout
  • Knew exactly when she worked, had his schedule planned out
  • And he would hand out money and advice to her often, she liked him, smiled when he dropped in
  • And he was real witty and her laughter was genuine
  • She was real pretty with that passionate feminine touch, that he had missed so much since his wife left
  • So soft, with her clothes off she was priceless
  • Hypnotised when she moved to the rhythm he's soon suggested just did that she move in with him
  • She accepted, and within the next week, Larry was in love with the young ass freak
  • He should've seen
  • [Hook]
  • Tina was a little hot blonde bombshell, that could never seem to get along with her mom well
  • Moved out at seventeen, to put the bickering behind her
  • Lied 'bout her age starting stripping as a minor
  • And she was lonely and needed a better pattern, Larry was like the better dad that she never had
  • And for once in her life she was stable, no rent, free utilities, even cable
  • And Larry was in love, it was evident
  • But she only saw him as a friend, to whom she gave ***** to instead of rent
  • And she was quite wild, white piles in her nose all night life style
  • He didn't mind if she partied alot, because he didn't know just how retarded she got
  • He thought that she was the type of chick you'd trust, he didn't know she was real promiscuous
  • He should've seen
  • [Hook]
  • The strip club closes and Tina's on the freeway, in a car with the club bouncer and DJ
  • They checked in to the Holiday Inn, they had a 8 qual of coke and a bottle of gin
  • And Tina got drunk started showing them tits, and by the end of the night she left both of them hit
  • And although they weren't technically raping her, it probably wouldn't have been consensual if she knew they were taping her
  • And Larry was at home all alone the next night, looking at his favorite pornographic website
  • Shocker that it was a ***** site that had to do with teens, he clicked on the screen where it had the newest scenes
  • What he saw next hit him in the jugular, Tina was the star of a film called ''young cum guzzler''
  • He should have never thought that he could mold her, now he's heartbroken again, getting older
  • [Hook]

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