Will Smith - Human Video Game Lyrics
{ready rock does the intro to donkey kong}[fresh prince]Ever since I was younger, I was into video gamesTron or whatever, it didnt matter the nameThousands of my dollars, have been pouredInto all types of games, tryin to get the high scoreBut now I think I have a favoriteIts me against an ape, hes got my girl, Ive got to save her!Oh no, I feel an attach comin onYo ready rock c I wanna play a game of donkey kong!{ready rock does the entire intro and starts beatboxing after}[fresh prince]It used to be a problem this addiction I haveI would feel the urge, then Id go stark raving mad!Break into the arcade, screamin and hollerinAnticipatin puttin twenty-five dollars inAny machine, I was out of control!I didnt need quarters I brought, $10 bank rollsBags of quarters, I was insanePeople thought that I worked there, and asked me for changeBut I would get defensive and yell, leave me alone!These are my quarters stupid, go get your own!Dude walked away with this look in his eyes like,Yo man.. I wonder whats wrong with that guy?I was addicted, a video burn-outAnd I would crazy when the guy would have to turn outThe lights at midnight, Id fall on my knees and say,Have a heart pal, one more game please?Some nights I might sleep on the subwayOr outside of the arcade til it opened up the next dayAnd when it opened at a quarter to tenIt was the same old thing all over againI was doin bad, my future was bleekId rather play games than eat or sleepUntil one day, this guy came alongHe didnt have a radio but he was playin a songI got curious, so I said, yo!Whats that noise? {what noise? I dont know!}No fool, that noise you was makin there!{what this? ! *starts beatboxing*} yeahhhh!That was def man, whered you learn to do that?{man, I dont know, I guess I always knew thatI had this talent deep down insideYou wanna hear some more man? } yeah! {come on lets take a ride}He made sounds like I never heard beforeAnd he still had more!Then he got me hyped when he played this incredible songAnd I +lost my mind+ when ready c played donkey kong{ready rock does the intro, kong shaking the beams,The how high can you go? music, and the actual game sounds}Yo ready, get funky with it!{ready gets busy on the beatbox}Yo jeff man what you doin? give ready a hand{jazzy jeff throws on another beat}Now my life is wonderful and I feel greatI havent been in an arcade since seventy-eightThanks to ready c Im on an upward trailBecause hes always by my side, he never fails meWhenever I have a video attackHes right there by my back, keepin me on trackSo if I bug out, and act like a lunaticHe does donkey kong, and as soon as itGets to my eardrums, from his vocal chordsI get hyped up!No matter how bored I am, he always comes throughOh my fault, hold up, wait, let me tell you whoReady rock c, heres a brief descriptionOf the things that he can do in his musical positionReady rock c makes sounds with his mouthYo ready give an example of what Im talkin about{ready rock beatboxes and then does pac mans death sound}{game over!}{yo, scrammy, why you still standin there? }{the game is over.. hahahahaha, sucker!}
