Will Smith - Then She Bit Me Lyrics
Artist: fresh prince(will smith)I was in a club, one friday.A lovely lady comes walking my way.She walked up and she said hello.I said hi, my names joe.I was lyin, so was she.She said her name was donna,But her shirt said marie.Once you get to know me,Youll never forget me.I said why, then she bit me.Ouch!That didnt hurt.Kinda nicked me,But she ripped my shirt.At that point I fell asleep.Woke up at her house,In the back of a jeep.A blazer, 89Tinted windows,I wish it was mine.Oh, it is,But where are my keys?There they are...in the ignition.Im at her house.Its a tepee.No, a skyscrapper.No, an igloo.No, its a shack.Forget it, Ill go around back.Its a castle, with a moatHow I get across...boat.(twilight zone noise)Shooo...i hate that sound.I went inside,Looked right, looked left.There she is.Oh, no thats jeff.Hes invisible.I went downstairs.Its a loft.No, its a dungeon!There she is, doing areobics.No, yoga.No, karate.*you killed my teacher!!!*But what a body!No, she wasnt there.Im tellin you I saw her.No, really I saw her.She was playing checkers.No, nintendo.Ok, Im lying.There she is,Watching t.v.All my children.No, thats cosby.No, speed racer.No, thats shaft.No, thats kimble.My fault...the t.v.s off.There she is, what a doll.No, thats chucky from childs play!I kissed her,And she told me this is home...I entered a dimension called the twilight zone....Where anything can happen.Im rough like sandpaper,Hard like algebra.You should be glad that I was nice,And I allowed ya toStep on stage.To kick your ryhmes off.I tried to be nice,But you mistook that for softness.Now its goin to hell with your opinion!What I say goes fom now on,This is my dominion!Are there any rappers to step on stageCause if you do youll feel the force of my rage,Im on a rampage!!!!!!!Syche just hit me.Jeff wanted to do that,But I didnt.I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.I guess I wasnt wrong.Jack and jill went up a hill,To fetch a pail of water.Jack fell down,And broke his crown....Hickory, dickory, dock.Got to use the bathroom now,Sike, I was drafted.
