Xtc - Punch And Judy Lyrics
Gather 'round!)Punch and Judy did it truly and were married in a hasteIn love, maybe, using the baby as a kind of romance pasteShe's grown fatter, her hair cut shorter, looks much older than nineteenHe's a drinker not a thinker, baby spoiled his could have beenThis must be make-believeThis must be make-believeThis must be make-believe'Cos who do we know, dear, who acts like that?oh oh oh oh!Punch and JudyPunch and Judy in a semi on a brand new council plotSunday lunchtime, beer-for-Punch time, while his dinner's far from hotShe grows tired, cab is hired, she goes round to see her friendHe comes back late, fool is irate, we will see his temperamentPunch and Judy in a quandary, she's walked out and he is madNow he's grown up, can't smash home up, retribution must be hadPunch and Judy had a baby who brought them to married blissMr Punch has drunken hunch that he must punish kid for thisPunch and Judy
