Xzibit - Plastic Surgery (feat. Saafir & Ras Kass) Lyrics
Intro:Arabian Voice: Doctor, Doctor, I need help DoctorNurse: Sit down and wait your turnXzibit: Sit your ass downSaafir:You have, scars in your mask like SealThat ain't for realWe'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit backXzibit:Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feelSame style and deliveryMight as well have his grillPass the scaple, the alcohol, plants25 hundered get you style enhancedIt's like...Saafir:This, mask right will lift your grillIt'll put height in your mackDon't take to much offIf you want a nose like Michael JacksonXzibit:If you want it done right, nigga come see thismaybe even send your *****We can fix them titsFrom a C cup to a double D cupMake them big shits, doctor lick em, yeahSaafir:I like to, axe em, jack em for their financialneed a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racialAfter I'm done, you might have a little pouch toneNothin' my scaple can't fixWhat kind of face you wantSinging Voice:I want the kind that make me look like I can rhymeSaafir:It'll cost youSinging Voice:But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!Saafir:That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphoneWhat type of shit you on, I hope you got insuranceBefore I sit you on my gurneyAnd lead you to an anestetic breatherIf ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it rightCasue being fake ain't tightYou need plastic surguryHook:I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style(It seems you need plastic surgury)X5Xzibit:I'm located, at, the bottom of the black listI like to malpractice, complicate a surguryIntoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gasesfeel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencilAnd what?When a nigga place ***** get *****edWithout a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,Transfused from a junkieWith the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bonesOf all hip hop clonesRas Kass:I date fat girls that weight 215With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the *****I'm performing vinyl liposuctionsSaafir:Phat MCRas Kass:Phat production, mother*****in' facial reconstructionNeedles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmeticsex changes from ***** niggas to ra ra niggasthe only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmickSaafir:This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinicAfter Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenitOperate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classicniggas get blasted if they plasticHookRas Kass:I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagleCriminal Geniusoperation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penisTake it to your face like a skin graphrappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to collegeAnd ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere beswallowin'Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowersso you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)We remain uncontested to the contender, we canMillion Man March all the way to DecemberJanuary, Feburary 28thSaafir:I, never, wash my handsThe only rubber gloves I wear is on my dickBut I'll split you quickLike Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhandI make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't tripHopefully, in surgury, I won't slipon a tile that file and twist ya lipsLike Collin PowellDescriptions I'm overwriteFor the ones thats over bitin' on dental recordsbitin', to God, send your blessingsI'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minksand *****es, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named meA Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients*****! GET OUT OF MY OFFICEYou don't have an appointment or an applicationFor me to attack your face in my practiceNever lackin' when I"m insurting these plastic patchesSeems like you need plastic surguryIntro:Arabian Voice: Doctor, Doctor, I need help DoctorNurse: Sit down and wait your turnXzibit: Sit your ass downSaafir:You have, scars in your mask like SealThat ain't for realWe'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit backXzibit:Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feelSame style and deliveryMight as well have his grillPass the scaple, the alcohol, plants25 hundered get you style enhancedIt's like...Saafir:This, mask right will lift your grillIt'll put height in your mackDon't take to much offIf you want a nose like Michael JacksonXzibit:If you want it done right, nigga come see thismaybe even send your *****We can fix them titsFrom a C cup to a double D cupMake them big shits, doctor lick em, yeahSaafir:I like to, axe em, jack em for their financialneed a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racialAfter I'm done, you might have a little pouch toneNothin' my scaple can't fixWhat kind of face you wantSinging Voice:I want the kind that make me look like I can rhymeSaafir:It'll cost youSinging Voice:But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!Saafir:That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphoneWhat type of shit you on, I hope you got insuranceBefore I sit you on my gurneyAnd lead you to an anestetic breatherIf ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it rightCasue being fake ain't tightYou need plastic surguryHook:I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style(It seems you need plastic surgury)X5Xzibit:I'm located, at, the bottom of the black listI like to malpractice, complicate a surguryIntoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gasesfeel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencilAnd what?When a nigga place ***** get *****edWithout a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,Transfused from a junkieWith the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bonesOf all hip hop clonesRas Kass:I date fat girls that weight 215With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the *****I'm performing vinyl liposuctionsSaafir:Phat MCRas Kass:Phat production, mother*****in' facial reconstructionNeedles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmeticsex changes from ***** niggas to ra ra niggasthe only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmickSaafir:This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinicAfter Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenitOperate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classicniggas get blasted if they plasticHookRas Kass:I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagleCriminal Geniusoperation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penisTake it to your face like a skin graphrappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to collegeAnd ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere beswallowin'Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowersso you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)We remain uncontested to the contender, we canMillion Man March all the way to DecemberJanuary, Feburary 28thSaafir:I, never, wash my handsThe only rubber gloves I wear is on my dickBut I'll split you quickLike Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhandI make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't tripHopefully, in surgury, I won't slipon a tile that file and twist ya lipsLike Collin PowellDescriptions I'm overwriteFor the ones thats over bitin' on dental recordsbitin', to God, send your blessingsI'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minksand *****es, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named meA Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients*****! GET OUT OF MY OFFICEYou don't have an appointment or an applicationFor me to attack your face in my practiceNever lackin' when I"m insurting these plastic patchesSeems like you need plastic surgury
