Yello - Blender Lyrics
My ladies, please come closer, my name is random tox.I have the great honor and pleasure to present to you turnexThe son of durex, the blender for the next milennium.This is a revolution for your kitchen.Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry, raspberry, cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second!Turnex, the son of durexThe only blender which can be turned into the most powerful vacuum cleaner!Blenders for saleAnd I am selling to girlsThey always know who I am, what I doShe gave me no winkJust a smile of her hipsAnd a sip of my glassAnd lets goShe looked in my eyesNo need for this rideShes a queenShes pristineAnd a slaveWith a smile of her hipsShe was changing my lifeWe are heading downtown in her carHer ride is too smoothNo line [light? ] for a stopMy blenders are flying too farShe looked in my eyesNo mate [not made] for this rideShes christineShes sixteenIm her slaveShe is calling me jakeShe keeps me awakeOh boy I was ready to go