Your Favorite Martian - White Boy Wasted (feat. Dumbfoundead) Lyrics
We're about to get WHITE BOY WASTEDYour Favorite Martian and DumbfoundeadGetting crunk up in here!We're about to getWHITE BOY WASTEDWe stumble to the house party already buzzedWe get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi becauseGetting wasted in the basement is our only obligationPlus we don't know the meaning of the word moderationI'm, I'm crude when I talkShirt off, fist fighting every dude on the blockAnd then I'm hugging youLike I ain't gonna see you againLike dude I freaking love you man!Imma drunk dial my ex-girlfriendBut first I have to pass out and yackIn the downstairs bathroomSo raise your red cups up and make noiseCause we drink likeUpper middle class teenage boys.Oh it's the weekendAnd you know what that meansOh it means it's time to partyIt's time to partyWhite boy, White, White boy wasted [x6]White boy wastedYo, last night I partied up at a frat houseIt was full of college kidsSinging along to Smash MouthHalf of them passed outA fat dude with his ass outLooking like John BelushiIn the movie Animal HouseAll of a sudden somebody yelled out,Keg standTow jocks with tube socks and sweatbandsThey pointed at meAnd carried me by my legs manI had to do itIt probably wasn't the best planNext thing you knowIt's a beer pong and takin Jager shotsNow I'm in the corner andThrowing up morning tater totsPissin on police carsYelling out I hate the copsWhite boy with dreadlocksNow give me major propsOh it's the weekendAnd you know what that meansOh it means it's time to partyIt's time to partyWhite boy, White, White boy wasted [x8]Oh it's the weekendAnd you know what that meansOh it means it's time to partypartyAll I want to doAll I want to do is just getWhite boy wastedOh it's the weekendAnd you know what that meansOh it means it's time to partyIt's time to party