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Song title: Master P - Captain Kirk

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Intro: [master p]

Are you ready to boldly go,
Where no family has gone before?
The ghetto enterprise has landed.
Captain kirk has arrived, I repeat,
Captain kirk, has arrived.
Women, if youre lucky, captain kirk will save you,
And beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame you
Are lookin for. I mean the next generation, ya heard me?
Are you ready?  [yes I am!!!!]

1st verse: [master p -- fiend]
Master p:
Somebody musta told these hoes I was a muthafuckin rapper,
But will they jus tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin
Captain?
All the bitches I done broke fo they bank,
I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin fish tank.
I got hoes like acorns fallin outta trees,
No limit niggas dont say hoes,
Aint no caps that be floatin in the breeze...

Fiend:
Now, now, now p, all the time, I done put in work
I aint know, I was livin next door to captain kirk.
Captain smirk on his face, lookin like drug swappin,
Come to find out, some bitch holdin his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act,
And all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
The bitch fat!!!
Makin a career off this nigga,
And all his homies gone, because they cant get it clear to this nigga,
Go figga,
All she wanted was that man to change,
But if it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the brains.

Chorus:
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Captain kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Captain kirk, can you save me?
Mr. captain kirk, I wanna have yo baby.

Verse two: [silkk the shocker]
See I met this bad ass trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Tellin her friends about month go by see ima be like buying her shit.
I bought her lunch the first time,
But see there trick thats nuthin but game,
I hit it one time and they be callin back,
Talkin bout silkk, why you do all that playin? .
And she had the nerve to tell me,
If I aint a fuckin trick Im worthless,
I told her bitch if you aint suckin dick,
Then none of yo clit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,
I figured lookin at me she see nothin but dollar signs.
Simply, a bitch might give you some weed,
A bitch might give you a buck,
Man, but since you my boy you
Better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from this show bug,
Cuz silkk aint no love.
I giveem a little somethin, but at the end i
Takeem back and get the most love.
And aint no beamem up scotty,
Aint no savin hoes that aint puttin in no work.
It all depends on tru niggas like us, no captain kirk (bitch freeze),
All you ghetto hoes get yo lee press-on nails, fix yo wig,
Bring yo bebe kids cuz the ghetto enterprise is leavin in
Approximately five minutes.

Chorus

Verse three: [mystikal]
Aww hold up!!!, wait a minute!!!
My mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you mean, where I was? , who I was with? ,
And where the fuck I went?
Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably would,
If I left ya, but I aint gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuz
You quick with that pleasure.
You smokin my weed ridin my ride,
Im tryin to keep it real.
I cant seem to satisfy you,
Bitch she trippin bout the bills!!!
They really aint paid, but you gotta hand it,
This bitch gotta be stopped!!!, hope man done got it made
And ride my pockets to the top.	but oh no, you
Bitch, you aint responsible, for what a nigga man
Do give a fuck bout what a nigga bout to do,
Give a fuck bout what you and another nigga been through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya fear too, stop runnin
Behind my g dues, cant wait to see that nigga that got
Trampled like that cuz that ass whoopin been due.
Its thinkin like that, that make it hard,
For me and the rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it like weed,
She gettin the besta you nigga!!!
Lettin dem hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo hard work,
This mystikal, master p, fiend and silkk,
Not no captain kirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chorus

Outro:
-girl

Captain kirk, you know I have six kids,
Even though they aint from you,
Baby my kids love you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color tv,
I know you pay the rent.
Even though I aint gave you none in the last year,
Baby we need a brand new car boo,
Six hundred, s-e-l, mercedes four door v-12.
Oh I took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nails, toes did,
I want a brand new house,
A five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
Dont forget to pick up some pampers and milk.
Also I chose pickles, and ice cream.
I think Im pregnant, smile kirk, your finally
Gonna be a father, oh yeah, and dont forget to
Pick up your cape out the cleaners.

[master p]
Mr. kirks enterprise will be beaming up out of
The ghetto in five seconds,
Four,
Three,
Two,
One.

[sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking off
And flying away]