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Song title: Weird Al Yankovic - I Want A New Duck

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I want a new duck
One that wont try to bite
One that wont chew a hole in my socks
One that wont quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that wont raid the ice box
One thatll stay in shape
One thats never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or Ill tie him up with duck tape

I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that wont make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that wont steal my beer
One that wont stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that wont drive me crazy waddling all around
One wholl teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

Get it?
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I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think Im gonna name him bruce

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that wont molt to much
One that wont smell too fowl

One that wont beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin around all day
Hed better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or hes gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
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(lots of quacking sounds)

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