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Song title: Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup

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I dated siamese twins
I slept with bigfoot, too
Get me on sally jesse
Put me on donahue
cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

My dogs a narcoleptic
My moms a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldos show this week
cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

Im just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
And Im only comfortable talking about it
When the whole wide world is listening in

Talk soup... talk soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

My wife ran off with elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
Ive got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the nude
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

Im just a cross-dressin alcoholic neo-nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And Im really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me get this thing off my chest

Talk soup... talk soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

Im just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin so bad that I cant share it
With a billion friends on national tv, whoa...

I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow up doll, so
Bring out those cameras, please
cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

Talk soup... talk soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

Talk soup... talk soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

Talk soup... talk soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

Talk soup... talk soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

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