Arab Strap - Piglet Lyrics
Youd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and Id always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book. the place was marked and it was there in blue and white - itSaid simply, paul stayed last night.Next I was on the bog and you got down on one knee.You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as I started to pee.You said, I didnt shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.He might as well be a girl, hes a good for a laugh and hes good for *****in.You said youd never be willing or able.And he looks like he was made on a *****ing table.Although, to be fair, I think he hides the bolts quite well, but as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell.I had just assumed youd completely gone off shagging and I can you seen you with your new uni pals, standing bragging. now hes your boyfriend and I know you were talking shite but you still deIt when I met you at someones birthday party the other night.You said, I didnt shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen. we have a good laugh when were sitting *****in.The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh - do you want to suck my cunt? in real life just sounds naff.And when we were with your friends I just as well might of been no one.And you cant get over your dead dog - well it takes one to know one.