Lightyear - Datas Double Chin Lyrics
Sunshine stings my eyesAnd Im missing youAnd it cuts likeIt cuts like knivesThis is not getting any easierIrrelevent stuffI should but I dont think I will change the world(My name is Master Samwise Gangee and thats fine honestly)On a more in-depth inspection Jon from Captain Everything! is hairier than meChas this is soberTurn this toss overOr at least skip to the bit where Dr Spock triesTalking to the whales in his Y-frontsAnd you call me geekYou *****ing Trekkie fanAnd wannabe GandalfIm just a nerdObsessed with Ernie BallAt least its bloomin realYour mums got big hands and shops at Aldi(Your mums got big hands and shops at Aldi)Your mums got big hands and shops at Aldi(Your mums got big hands and shops at Aldi)Your mums got big hands and shops at Aldi(Your mums got big hands and shops at Aldi)Your mums got big hands and shops at AldiYour mums got big hands and shops atWellReady steady look at this shit lyrical actionIm dropping these babies like (Michael Jackson)I didnt know what to sayWhen I saw his face melt on mushrooms that dayCheese and wine or cider and chipsBoneless variations orThree sixty flipsWe specialise and caterWhatever your persuasionSeven ***** men for everyOccasionIm CaptainOf EverythingInside my headWith Five Knuckles clenched my friendYoure better off deadIm stronger in this weaknessMuch stronger than beforeIts our genetics, our bloodOur understandingOf an unspoken ethicAnd an unspoken law(Datas)Leonard Nimoy(Double)Dianna Troi(Chin)Leonard NimoySeven of Nine(Datas)Leonard Nimoy(Double)Dianna Troi(Chin)Leonard NimoySeven of NineTweaked anklesAnd a tweaked music industryRec. exec. steps up(And Ill glass him with a cup of tea)In that Lightyear hooded topYou look particularly dapperWeve Bombed IbizaNow well bomb Ayia NapaWell bomb George BushWhile hes sitting on the crapperResident President EvilTheres zombies in the WhitehousePlaying with their ScalextricAnd their clockwork Evel KnievelIm CaptainOf EverythingInside my headWith Five Knuckles clenched my friendYoure better off deadIm stronger in this weaknessMuch stronger than beforeIts our genetics, our bloodOur understandingOf an unspoken ethicAnd an unspoken law
