Lucy Spraggan - Facebook Lyrics
My name is Lucy Spraggan and I have 2138 friends on FacebookI only speak to around 5 of them when I'm not on FacebookMy friends comment and say that I look thin, on FacebookThat's because I don't even have a double chin, on FacebookI feel popular for having 10 notifications, on FacebookI feel deflated when my best friend cancels our engagement, on FacebookTo declare the fact that he has entered a relationship, on FacebookBecause I know if it's in my News Feed, then it's seriousIf I poke you and you poke me,Can I automatically assume that we are in a relationship?And it's a complicated type of thing you see on your Facebook statusI hate requests for online games and made up middle namesNotifications, 3 out of 4 that are Farmville or Mafia WarsTagged in a photo, you know it's badWhen you're tagged in your ex's stalker top 10, on FacebookIf you poke me, and I poke youType my name right into YouTubePut it as your status, go on a playlistI'm Lucy Spraggan, this song's called Facebook
