Lucy Spraggan - Last Night (Beer Fear) Lyrics
Last night, I told ya I loved ya,Woke up blamed it on the vodkaI genuinely thought I was dyingAnd I could see that smile you were hidingLast night, I told ya I need ya,That's the last time I drink tequilaSuper Lemon and his sidekick Salt Kid,I start cryin' and verbally assaultin'Last night, I asked you to marry me,That's when I remembered the brandyI wake up and claim I didn't say it,Screwed if I ever wake up in VegasWish I could stop and I'm not jokingDrinking too much and socially smokingWish I could stop, start to behave and thenWake up in the morning and never miss a day againLast night, police had to frisk meIn the cells thanks to Bell's fine whiskeyWhoops, I think I said too muchLike, "Do you like my bracelets? Oh, wait, they're handcuffs"Last night, I said I want your babiesForget the ice, it's not nicer than BaileysBleurgh, I drink that much that I forget whatEverything embarassing thing I say nextYou said I got on one knee and there's no wayUnless I've been drinkingOh, wait! Rose!Sailor Jerry's why you think I'd drunk a ship fullPlease, please, someone provide me a disbrolLast night, I called you a loser,I think that was after flaming sambucaI shouted at you, "Do me a favor"And that's when I fell off the pavementWish I could stop and I'm not jokingDrinking too much and socially smokingWish I could stop, start to behave and thenWake up in the morning and never miss a day again'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouthWake up in the morning and be in my own houseDo one last shot and know when to stopNo more photos on facebook of me doing the robotKnow when to leave and when to lock my front doorStop waking up in trees and in a bed full of peopleSitting in a cupboard with my weird best friendBut I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretendI wish I could stop cause I'm not jokingI love drinking too much and socially smokingDon't wanna stop or learn to behave, AmenAnd I, hey, just missed another day again
