REM - King Of Comedy Lyrics
Make your money with a suit and tieMake your money with true denialMake your money expert advice,If you can wing itMake your money with a power plyMake your money with a buy out bribeMake it lie as long as you mean itIm not king of comedy,Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)Make your money with exploitationMake it holy illuminationSay a prayer at every stationDont forget to ask for mercyMake your money with a pretty faceMake it easy with product placementMake it charged with controversyIm straight, Im queer, Im biIm not king of comedy,Im not your magazine,Im not your televisionMake your money, make it richMake it young and make it quickMake your money on the jukebox, baby,Lets pick up sticksMake your enemies make your movesMake your critics stumble throughMake it smart and make it schmoozeMake it look easyIm not king of comedy,Im not your magazine,Im not your television,Im not your movie screenIm not commodity (all together now)Im not commodityIm not commodity
