Randy Newman - Masterman & Baby J Lyrics
People tell me that I brag a lot cause I call myself the mastermanAlways talkin bout how I got dynamite in every handHit itMe and my brother we live alone, got no television, got noTelephoneBut when we walk down the street people get out of the wayThey say here come the masterman and baby jHere come the masterman and baby jHit it--hit itWhen we get on the mike well be number oneEven top d.m.c. and runEverybodys really gonna have some funcause were takin em all the way downWere takin em all the way downGonna rap about this, gonna rap about thatGonna tell everybody where its atAll over the world people gonna sayYou got to dig the masterman and baby jYou got to dig the masterman and baby jHit itPeople tell me man you live in a dumpYou wont never be nothin but a pumped-up chumpYou got no money--you got no senseYou wont never be nothing, you wont ever be nothingI say well-well-well-wellWhen I look out my window, you know what I seeI dont see no whores in the stinkin streetI dont see no drunks and junkies dyingI dont see no bums or garbage flyinI see me and j in the l.a. coliseum100,000 people on their feetAnd theyre laughin and bumpin and screamin and cryinAnd jumpin up on their seatAnd then the band begins to play and then they hush upAnd then the band begins to play and then they hush upAnd it gets real quiet in the coliseum with the stage allDark and bareMaybe a little rain begins to fall--yeahBut the people stayin right thereThen you can hear that announcer sayPlease welcome! (the crowd roars)Please welcome! (the crowd roars)L.a.s own, the number oneThe biggest, the best, the number one bad in the usaThe masterman and baby j!The masterman and baby j!
