Relient K - College Kids Lyrics
Someone please save us, us college kids!What my parents told me is what I didThey said go to school and be a college kidBut in the end I question why I didIm poor, Im starving, Im flat broke, Ive got no cash to spendSell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews bandMy girlfriends at another school, I know this year will test herI called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semesterAnd thats why I sayOh no! not for me, not for meCall it torture, call it universityNo! arts and crafts is all I needIll take calligraphy and then Ill make a fake degree80 grand later I found out that all that I had learnedIs that you should show up to take your finals and your midtermsThe party scene is kinda mean, I think its sick and twistedThe navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that I enlistedAnd thats why I sayOh no! not for me, not for meCall it torture, call it universityNo! arts and crafts is all I needIll take calligraphy and then Ill make a fake degreeDont get excited. shell say no without a doubt you seeAnd Ive decided college girls just wont go out with meThey make me nervous and they always catch me off my guardLike cell phone services I drop out cause college is too hardIts time to call my fatherCause its his alma materGood grades arent what they seemI think he knows the deanIts time to call my fatherCause its his alma materHe says hes proud of meBut college always was his dreamAnd I would always say its not for meOh no! not for me, not for meCall it torture, call it universityNo! arts and crafts is all I needIll take calligraphy and then Ill make a fake degreeSomeone please save us, us college kids!What my parents told me is what I didThey said go to school and be a college kidBut in the end I question why I didDo what will make you happyDo what you feel is rightOnly but one thing mattersLearn how to live your life[in background:](phi, beta, delta, cappaSomeone please save us, us college kids!What my parents told me is what I didThey said go to school and be a college kidBut in the end I question why I did)Do what will make God happyDo what you feel is rightOnly but one thing mattersLearn how to live your life
