Riff Raff - How To Be the Man Lyrics
[Hook]Show you how to be the man, how to be the bossHow to come through in seven coats of the glossShow how to be the man... (show you how to be the man)Show you how to be the man, how to be the bossHow to buy the car, how to buy the houseShow how to be the man... (show you how to be the man)[Verse 1]Back in 8th Grade, banana-berry wristsThe teacher wanted to tell me "be realistic"That ***** tried to tell me "be realistic"I pulled up five years later in a drop-top SixButterscotch twist, cheek checkered in lipstickMight be in a movie with Barry SandersMight be Adam Sandler, and my cup is Pink PantherHigh school? I was on the newsFist full of jewels looks like a swimming poolAqua Shock Start, glow-in-the-dark sharkMark my words, I don't need acceptanceI'm catchin' interceptions on you innocent pedestriansSuckers keep on flexin', I'm bringin' out the riceJODY's shakin' dice watchin' Miami ViceSyrup in my slice? That's a givenNow I'm the man, but I'm crawlin' like a kitten[Hook][Verse 2]Yup, packin' my luggage - push get to shovin'Show JODY lovin' when I'm flippin' Candy PumpkinMight hit the club, and it's the white Danny GloverRap Game Uncle Ben, pullin' rice out the ovenNow I'm Julius Caesar in a Versace wife beaterWould go on vacation, but my whole life's a weekendWhole lot of money - all bills paidNext pay day, I'm buyin' three or four chainsNow I'm picture perfect, should've been a surfer"Ah shit, look who it is, it's the white Eddie Murphy!"Big ballin', no stoppin' - trunk steady knockin'Floatin' through the sky - Mary Poppins[Hook x2]
