Alice Cooper - No Man's Land Lyrics
I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing SantaNot because of any talent but because I was theOnly one the suit would fitEverybody shopping, little sticky kids were hoppingOn my lap with their fingers in my beard,I guess they thought that I was really itShe sat down on my lap and said to me"I'm twenty three and I need someoneYou look like someone who could play with meStay with me, all day with me"'Cause I'm in no man's landCan't seem to find a real manYou know I'm lookin' for a steel manShe said I'm in no man's landI'm gonna show you a real good timeI'd gladly pay you double overtimeShe was beggin' to be mine, but my job was on the lineShould I say or should I go? I just didn't know...HmmmmI left fifty kids standin' in line, they were whining, they were cryingAnd their mothers they were screaming in hysterics and I swearI never heard such profanityI dropped my suit on the floor,They were trying to block the doorThey were calling her a whoreThey were driven to nativital insanityWe drove away in her Mercedes Benz,Dirty blond split ends in the breezeShe said "I want to put you under my treeYou're just a little gift from me to me"'Cause I'm in no man's landCan't seem to find a real manYou know I'm lookin' for a steel manShe said I'm in no man's landYou know I'm ready for a real good timeI'd gladly pay you double overtimeShe had money all her lifeShe wasn't lookin' to become my wifeShe said, "I hope you understand,I just want a nightful of man, Sonny"She didn't notice I was thin with a delicate chinNor the softness of my skin, nor the scent of my other personalitiesShe didn't see through my disguise - didn't see it in my eyesShe was in for a surprise when she discovered my emotional pluralityShe said "Come and lay down on the floor with meIt's warmer here by the fire"She didn't know that there was more of meShe'd have to learn to love all four of me'Cause I'm in no man's landI'm lookin' for the real meIf only I could feel meYou know I'm in no man's landSometimes I gotta play meIt's really hard to stay meHey, I'm in no mans landI'm looking for the real meIf only I could feel meYou know I'm in no man's landSometimes I gotta play meIt's really hard to stay meOh, I'm in no man's landI'm looking for the real meIf only I could feel me
