Alice Cooper - The Congregation Lyrics
Now you're here, so have no fear,I'm just your friendly guide.So come along cuz you belong;You joined us when you died.From your birth until your final breath,I'm proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death!Welcome to the congregationI hope we meet your expectationA little tiny pinch of deviationWe understand what you had planned,Goes by another name,Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring,Well, isn't that a shame?Your application sadly was denied.But let's be clear, we love you here;You're on the other side!Welcome to the congregationI hope we meet your expectationWe promise it won't stain your reputationAh, if you can see over here, The Broken Glass Chamber of the boys fromWall Street. Let's hear it for the boys! And here in The Eternal MariachiRoom, above the eve marked Priest and Telemarketers. (?) the fiery pitOf boiling death, the lawyers, pimps and mimes.Welcome to the congregationWelcome to the congregationWelcome to the congregationI hope we meet your expectationSo thanks for dropping by here.We're really gonna try here,But in the end, you know you're gonna fry...Fry...Fry... here!Um, excuse me, sir. Is there a bathroom here?
