Alice Cooper - The Song That Didn't Rhyme Lyrics
Wrote a song, it was wrong from it's very first conceptionSeemed I struggled on every lineIt wasn't fast, wasn't pretty, wasn't serious or wittyThe song that didn't rhymeThe band couldn't wing it, the singer couldn't sing itThe drummer's always out of timeThe DJ's were offended, my union card suspendedBillboard declared it a crimeThe melody blows in a key that no one can findThe lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mindA three minute waste of your timeOn a song that didn't rhymeIt was bland, it was boring, all the groupies they were snoringThe first time we played it liveAll the record guys got fired, the president retiredBut somehow the song survivedThe melody blows in a key that no one can findThe lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mindThe melody blows in a key that no one can findThe lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mindA three minute waste of your timeNo redeeming value of any kindBut thanks for the twelve ninety nineOn a song that didn't rhyme