Beastie Boys - Rhymin' & Stealin' Lyrics
Because mutiny on the bountys what were all aboutIm gonna board your ship and turn it on outNo soft sucker with a parrot on his shouldercause Im bad gettin bolder - cold getting colderTerrorizing suckers on the seven seasAnd if youve got beef - youll get capped in the kneesWe got sixteen men on a dead mans chestAnd I shot those suckers and Ill shoot the rest(chorus) most illingest b-boy - I got that feelingCause I am most ill and Im rhymin and stealinSnatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eightI got your money and your honey and the fly name plateWe got wenches on the benches - and bitties with tittiesHousing all girlies from city to cityOne for all and all for oneTaking out m.c.s with a big shotgunAll for one and one for allBecause the beastie boys have gone a.w.o.l.Friggin in the riggin and cuttin your throatBig biting suckers getting thrown in the moatWe got maidens and wenches - man theyre on the aceCaptain bly is gonna die when we break his face(repeat chorus)Ali baba and the forty thievesTorching and crakin and rhymin and stealinRobbin and raping - busting two in the ceilingIm wheeling - Im dealin - Im drinking, not thinkingNever cower, never shower - and Im always stinkingYo ho ho and a pint of brass monkeyAnd when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funkySkirt chasing, free basing - killing every villageWe drink and rob and rhyme and pillage(repeat chorus)Ive been drinking my rum - a def son of a gunI fought the law and I cold wonBlack beards weak - moby dicks on the tickcause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off sixMy pistol is loaded - I shot betty crockerDeliver colonel sanders down to davey jones lockerRhymin and stealin in a drunken stateAnd Ill be rockin my rhymes all the way to hells gate(repeat chorus)