Beastie Boys - Your Sister's Def Lyrics
Brothers out there with sisters, peep itYears and years you try to keep her a secretSaid she's your cousin that came for a visitYour puttin' me on, is this true, now who is itCalled your crib, got a clickin dial toneYou said it was the maid that hung up the phoneCaught her on the streets, so we took the riskGuess what, we found out she was your sisNow we're not Tom, Dick, Harry, or RoyLet us crack the freak, because we're your boysTonight we're dropin by cause your parents leftThe Beastie Boy gonna' let you knowYour sister's defYour sister's defShe's so hook, is she, how can it beDon't lie, she's not in your familyCause if you didn't know, people spread the wordYour a square sucker whipped, yes your a nerdTo be down, there's one thing you'll discoverYour sister must be a plash Beastie loverSo don't get sick, she was our pickI hope her tongue is long, we like to be lickedYou'll see it's not hard, it's naughty niceYou gotta pay us dues, and she's the priceDon't start to think about the worlds discussYour sisters gotta hang, and that's a mustIt's plain and simple, it ain't no thingShe's real def, let us give her a ringSo we conclude, this is your best moveWelcome, the Beastie Boys approveYour sister's defThis week we all will meetRight now the party season will reach its peekJuice all around town, we're on the guest listsWe'll bring three tricks, you bring your sisPay attention real close, we just begunTrick number one is to grab her bunsWe'll loose control, but we'll keep it cleanShe better not wear a dress, wear the blue jeansNew or faded, we want 'em tightTake the pockets off so we can grip it rightStand in front, we wanna see what we likeIf the room's too dark, you bring a flashlightTwo is do the do, for the whole crewA dead give away cause we're givin her cluesShe better be ready to play the wallCause it's all for one, and one for allNo matter who's first, lets start the showThere are no rules, go for what you knowWe won't slack up, won't let her restOur pride is on the line, to see who's bestNow that you've heard thoughts quite absurdConvince your sis, put in a good wordYour sister's defAt last a neurotic feastWe're slaying your sister like a horny beastSo don't get mad, don't be upsetIt's now her time to be a Beastie petAs you can see most definitelyIs trick number three, pure fantasyNow we're your friend, and your her brotherBut your sisters so def we might scheme on your motherWe can't ignore now that we sawShe's def so we wanna be your in-lawWe're havin fun, yo we ain't doneThe Beastie Boys has just begunBecause your sister's defYour sister's defTook a walk around the crack of dawnI noticed her bedroom light was onHer shadow moved over as the lights went lowerI crept to the window to see a little closerSaid to myself, I got it madeThe window was open, so was the shadeCame in real neat, she was in heatYour sister gave a class A peach-o treatHer clothes got thinner, I showed her my winnerBeastie beef is now served for dinnerYour sister's defLater on I came around the wayBut sis MCA said he got some playThere had to be a reason for the news I learnedTime to get on it cause it's Mike D.'s turnNobody was home, I didn't see the carShe took me downstairs and we crashed the barWe was chillin in the basement, drinkin' Red WippleAfter a while my head between pink nipplesGrabbin at your sis cause I can't resistI start to dive, pummel her rumble fishWhen I got through, next thing she knewOn her thighs was a beastie tattooYour sister's defThat's it, AdRock is pissedIf you leave me in the room with your sister, I'm takin her clitYou can bet if she gets wetThe King AdRock will make her sweatI throw her down, then take her underwearThen search 'em so I can eat the pubic hairsEven in her dream scene, she starts to screamIt's the AdRock inches, and you know what I meanWe had her in the week, your sisters cheapThe Beastie Boys just made a clean sweepYour sister's def
