Brandy Clark - Crazy Women Lyrics
Who’d-a guessed that AquanetteCould start a fire with a single cigaretteShe wasn’t drunk, she wasn’t stonedJust sick and tired of wonderin’ when he was coming homeSo she drove aroundShe found his carThey heard a boom from in the barHe called the copsShe called his bluffThey hauled her off in high heels and handcuffsCrazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriendsKeep their crazy hidden till they’re pushed off the deep endOh yea, God forgive them, they weren’t born like thisOh no, crazy women are made by crazy menHe told his friends she was depressedBorderline bi-polar, ***** with PMSWell he cheats and lies and then plays the victimHe don’t know why they always seem to pick himCrazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriendsKeep their crazy hidden till they’re pushed off the deep endOh yea, God forgive them, they weren’t born like thisOh no, crazy women are made by crazy menSome take a pistol, some take an axeBoy if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she’s got a matchMight be the teacher just down the streetThe hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that’s so sweetNo you won’t see it when you meet ‘emSo be careful how you treat ‘emShe might look just like meCrazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriendsKeep their crazy hidden till they’re pushed off the deep endOh yea, God forgive them, they weren’t born like thisGod knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazyCrazy women are made by crazy men
