E-40 - Lieutenant Roast A Botch Lyrics
[e-40]The names have been changed to protect the innocentThe adventures of lieutenant roast a botch..And sherrie stack a gripAy, ay ay, ay nigga pull that mother*****er, ay!Ay! ay hold on playboyAy pull that mother*****er over dude(bu bu bu bu bu bu bu!!)[silk-e]I know he is not about to bring his mother*****in ass over here[e-40]Buu!!! huh?[silk-e]Damn![e-40]You had a smile on your face yesterday why you lookin mean today?[silk-e]I was tryin to holla at your potnah thats whyI say, uh-oh, look out dangerCaptain save a hoe with the rescue rangersYou wanna holla rightHell naw you aint gettin at thisWhile you was in the hall of game you shouldve checked my exibitLieutenant roast a who, Ill leave you ballessAlways can come, this aint no beach you *****in walrusIm sherrie stack a gripKnown for slappin niggas in shitIll take your refrigerator and your bank roll *****Only way you gone see thisIf its under your tongueGet out my face you *****in eclipse, youre blockin my sun(car tires skeeting)[e-40]***** what the ***** you talkin bout?It aint like you some kind of notch or somethinYou know what Im sayin? *****Im lieutenant roast a botch, you didnt know it huh?Captain save a hoe***** thats my long distance cousin from boise, idahoWe cake patnas, but dude be savin hoesAnd I be savin marblesIts a long ass distance between me and that foolCause hes one of them modest fellowsAnd Im lieutenant roast a botch known for roastin hoes like marshmellowsLet you tell it cause you a strong black sista about your cloutKnowin you aint got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it outAre you itchin caging about sexinIrritated by your yeast infectionShes a lazy hoe, yall seen herSit in her ass all day and watch jerry springerTen kids by ten different dicksBiotch!! your whole house smell like piss(chorus)[silk-e] if it aint about cash, then it aint about shit[e-40] throw it, money, fonky ***** beoott..chLieutenant, lieutenant, lieutenant, lieutenant roast a botchLieutenant, lieutenant, lieutenant, lieutenant roast a botch[silk-e]Sherrie stack a grip, sherrie, sherrie stack aSherrie stack a grip, sherrie, sherrie stack a[e-40]Aten-hut!!Stand at attention cause one of the main thangs you need to learnIs to shut the ***** up while tycoons is talkinRaise your hand and dont be speakin out of tonguesOnly when told to speak, spokeOnly time you laugh is when I tell a joke[silk-e]Nigga damn your personalityYoure never gettin no ass from meBig, beared mutha*****a couldnt get no *****, sittin there mad at meAint it about business for pillsbury to be smokin on swishersLieutenant look like you roastin more turkeys than *****esWith your fat assFix your cash in a grab bagBy the time you touch your toesMutha*****a Ill be in baghdad[e-40]Oooo!! I heard your ***** went platinumColomena serpants, herpes, chlymadia and abdimumSherrie stack a grip nicknamedSherrie stuff a dick the ratchet mouth biotch!!See I go hard on a *****Like my little cousinSaid those rappin ass brothers from dallas go hard blackGold diggin ***** I aint got no scratch[silk-e]Ah nigga sherrie stack a grip dont give a ***** about that(chorus)[silk-e]Why are you screamin at me are you mad from frustrationIt aint my fault you still masturbatinIf youse a balla mutha*****a help me recognizeRoll over this fifty dollar bill and give me ten fivesYou weak dick havin, roach clip needinWheezin tryin to breath oversleepin ass niggaWith your fat assAlways wanna holla sittin there stankWith your fat assCheesy knuckles marinatin with your drankHey fat ass!!!You best go tender your philliesPaw lubricated, dick in handPoppin chicken like skilletsI hold your account like clothesOh God you quit itYou dont believe meCall your bank and go and ask your *****[e-40]Havent you noticedPut your hand in front of your mout and smell it yourselfOh, ***** thats halitosisWhen the last time you saw a doctor about your healthOh you hoes, talkin bout you got the fluIgnorin do-do breath you cant avoidSomebody give this hoe a altoidWould you please put some lotion on them scuffed up, ashy kneesClothes lookin like they need to see a dry cleanersYou out there bad with your imitation prada bagI know your history hoeThunderbird and grape kool-aidYou remember suckin dicks in the seventh gradeAll you needed is some bamma and a couple hitsThats why the sa-habs called youSherrie stuff a dick the ratchet mouth biotchChorus[silk-e] if it aint about cash, then it aint about shit..
