E-40 - Me & My ***** Lyrics
[Hook:]It's just me (it's just me mayne)And my ***** (and my biatch)She hates my guts (she hate my guts)And makes me sick (I can't stand her)I curse her out (HOE!)She cuss me out (sorry ass nigga!)Then we make up (we make up mayne)***** on the couch (on the couch) BIATCH! BIATCH![Verse 1:]UHHH!My main batch in the front yard finna fight my other batchTry'na grab each other by each other hair and pull out a patchBoth of them got Vaseline on they face so they both don't get scratchedMy neighbors ain't trippin (why?) cause they use to thatThe police don't response cause they know they won't be right backTogetha, foreva, like that? Yup like thatNever Chris Makin under? even though pressure bust spritsMy ***** got my back whether I'm wrong or I'm rightI'm a gangsta and not no little management psychosanian badA lightway part time convenience she like when I make her laughThe other day we was jsut kickin it at powwowing and shitHave a breakfast at the waffle house, cheese eggs and gritsThen all of a sudden come rushing some on mysterious *****Talking and hooping and hollering bout she pregnant and shitI reached back as far as I can go I can getThen I slapped the shit out that hoe with the back of my fist[Hook][Verse 2:]Seems like everytime a nigga get home (get home)A nigga done did sumthin wrong (sumthin wrong)Caught me sex texting on the smart phone (smart phone)I'm like "what the ***** is this ***** on? " (***** on)Her parents don't really like her cause we know we be on that thug loveAnd they don't get off in our business cause comments thicker than bloodBut her brothers be try'na to test me size me up and mean mugBut they know that I pack that iron and I'm glued with the glovesFor the most part we cool and I respects they gangstaI gotta baby by they sister we family I ain't no strangerMe and my ***** got one of them love/hate relationships we some foolsBreak up to make up then ***** cussing arguing infusedShe don't wanna see me with her and I don't wanna she her with youBut the problem with me and her is all we do is accuseBut at the end of the *****in day, I'm her man not her mouseShe got mo money than me, but I wear the pants in this house (BIATCH!)[Hook][Bridge:]Can't live with em, can't live without emWe put our trust in, but we still doubt emMe and my, me and my, me and, me and my *****Me and my, me and my, me and, me and my *****I love her panties my nigga she love my dirty drawsI love her panties my nigga she love my dirty draws (UHH!)Can't live with em, can't live without emWe put our trust in but we still doubt em[Hook]