E-40 - My Drinking Club Lyrics
Step right up!From the east to the west, from the north to the southSign up rightere, your scheduled membershipTo the drinkin clubUhh...*chorus*They got you soaked (thats right)I see your cup up (drink it to em)Lets get drunkAnd get my fortune out of my drinking club[e-40]E-40 in the c-l-i-cStuck up in the house, party top celebrityBurpin and gurpin, gelchin the bourbon, lurkin aroundIm seein all kinda broads, from outta townUhh, top hots, tycoons, big cheesesPlus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestessHomies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shadeRovers in lamborghinis swimming pink bikinis, lingerieTryin to knock her big ass by all bus lights on fridaysIf youre not a member of my drinking club, sidewaysWhat kind of mother*****in perculatoins you niggaz gotUp in the refridgerator?Who wanna join my drinkin club, sign up the legislatureMight not know how to read and write but I do know how to count moneyYou can call me lieutenant ***** a hoe but all the ruskie runnyYou can dip but dont screw up, speakers on subBeat your ass, my drinking club*chorus w/ variations* 2x[young mugzi]I got you perved on some of the righteous, whos the tightestIm down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrousOh girl now pass the joint to the nigga big headWhere I hear about your scheamin but the rotations I dont jinnWho dog sin? big fin is what Im rollinYou know how I do, I got bunny boo boo grippin and totinFools be pimpin, we guaranteed to have you spittinBobcat tight, while Im pullin secure out my linenIm nothin but a baller, alkaholic *****es pop my collarTearin down ***** walls in your mother*****in daughterM-o-s, s-i-eM-u-g, and k-i-vAlways to with e-4-0Hit the air like cubes by a liquor store[e-40]Mother*****ers better know, we gets down like thatStraighten up, beer mugs, my drinkin cup *****!*chorus w/ variations* 2xSo damn deep, I cant call itI guess Im just an alkaholicHuh, dagnabbit, doggonitYa hillside hillbilly vomitBack and forth to the bathroom constantlyAll the actors gather up, and watch meGet super twisted highly afflicted every day a cherryGo on my body and throw up on the bartenderPull out a wad of money, ballers up to parTreat the whole party, by buyin up the barSharp pain and orange juice got my moose upStainless artichokes, tequila poppes, medusasBetter prepare myself for the upset stomach, ohhhStop by the m.p. on the way home and pick up a bottle of pepto-bismolStep right up now last call for alcoholGet your hurricane gorilla member here ya monstersThats right, cause when we and my mother*****in entourageGet together and we come back from a mother*****in concertAnd the afterpaty jumpin off, I wanna see ids, we got video camerasWe checkin all you bastards under 21 or under 18 or whatever howeverYa understand that? you better have your membership cardIf you wanna come join my mother*****in drinkin club, understand that *****?A: its the drinkin club, we gets to back mainOnce you drink with us, you wont be the sameThe drinkin club, we cant slow down mainWere gonna drink you all, we got a monster pitThats rightB: I wanna get high, I wanna get loadedAnd tuck, throw up, and drink againRepeat a, first line of b, then chorus 5x (e-40 talking throughout)
