Enter Shikari - Slipshod Lyrics
"Oi *****s, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"Get me the manager"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"First of all I was greeted with a grimaceService with a sneerHe don't want to be hereSecond of all I was seated by the windowAnd the draft was a serious inconvenienceThere was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mineWe put our order in - I can't believe the timeThis is a shambles, your cook is a heathenYour carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in seasonMy impatience spread like gravy on a tableclothAnd your head looks like it was carved out of a nutRory C, well, tell 'em...I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutesThis is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!"Please don't raise your voice in here sirThis is a respected establishmentI’m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got thereIt’d be a real shame if something happened to it...Slipshod, kick itCunt
