Eric Howl - Vampire Blues Lyrics
Vampires are suckin' all of my energy.Strike the campfire inside your torso. Let it breathe.***** you dam liars. I'm a spiritual entity.I'm inspired, enlighten my enemies like Buddha.Better hide the shoefly pie, I'm too highRot your madula oblangata if I'm not in your hookahSeduce ya, with the medusa. Snake!Rock ya, you hotta? You halucinatin'Strike the nag champra, the mob's swampin' likeFrogs hop in the bog, while I'm stompin with' god my gongs chomp ya!I'm a monster! My entrepreneurship isTo crush your porsche with a tonka.Dip you in bronze, I'm twisted like Croissants are.Lazy. There's no synonyms for the sin in them.Paisley, bamboo's bandanna's I'm printin'Tai Chi, while you sippin, Hi C, I'm simmerin'Chai tea, clove, cardamom, ginger and cinnamonDo that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack moveBack I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way IDo that! When I rap, who dat?Gimme dap, Bamboo's back, you know you like the way IDo that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack moveBack I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way IDo that! When I rap, who dat?Gimme dap, Bamboo's backI was gettin' higherI was gettin' higherI was gettin' higher'Til I seen a Vampire!Back it up, when I rack it up, smack it up, pack it up to go.I be snatchin' the social fabric and act out a puppet showWhen I rock a show each skyscraper block is a domino.So do you possess less power than Barack Obama? No.So Karate chop and block a blow, pocket a block a blow?Hell no. Hop in my rocketship *****pit lock the Do'No! Icarus wingsShit! All the kids singYour spaceship was made in Taiwan.I fly around and stop all the bombs.Wait, my spaceship was made in taiwan?So Who am I? umI am the terror in the mistI am the one-eyed fistI am the smerk on the rapistI am the liar in the voidI am the beast that bangs!*growl* Fangs!Vampires laugh "Tell 'em what's true.You're one us. Geez, how could you?"Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack moveBack I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way IDo that! When I rap, who dat?Gimme dap, Bamboo's back, you know you like the way IDo that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack moveBack I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way IDo that! When I rap, who dat?I am a vampireLet me see your hands higherOnly way to transpireIs if you catch meI am a vampireNeed to see your hands higherI cannot transpireUnless you believe in meCatch me, catch me if you canI would love to be your friendBut if not, I'm out the doorAnd I will start another warCome, shine your light on meAnd you will see there'sNothing to be afraid ofForgive me for what I lackAnd there will be no wings on my backThat's they way youDo that! I ain't playin' your crew's wackMove back I ain't gotta prove jackI was gettin' higherI was gettin' higherI was gettin' higher'Til I seen a Vampire!
