Frickin' A - Trend Lyrics
Woke up todaylooking through my emailit's all triple x - explicit sexBut I'm not hornyCan't make it stop, the different colored soda popsstriped toe socks, call the copsI can't take anymoreI've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends freeAll the ringtones that I needBut no one ever calls meI should paint myself greenWalk around in a red g-stringCause I just don't fit inTurn my hat sidewaysput a band aid on my faceYou know that I....Wish I could start a trendCheckin' out and in of the Paris HiltonJoe Millionaire - he's a has beenFlippin' through a hundred million channelsBut I still watch Road RulesLose the pounds FLIPYou gotta buy now FLIPHere's the number to save your soul FLIPBreaking news...another Michael Jackson scandalI've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends freeMore on-peak than I needBut no one ever calls meI'll wear low rider jeansPut a barbell through my dingalingCause I just don't fit inTurn my hat sidewaysput a band aid on my pretty faceCause I wish, I know, I could....I would start a trendNana nana naNana nana naNana nana naThen there's my girlfriendShe's such a cutieShe'd be a beautyIf she could get an extreme makeover on that bootyI could bend her over and she let me spank itTake off my jeansThe zipper pinched my dingalingAnd I don't really fit inThrow my hat awayTake that stupid band aid off my faceAnd I...I wish there wereOne more way to tan your skina reality show where no one winsIf I would be myselfThen I would start a trendIf I'd just be myself
