Garfunkel And Oates - I Would Never (Have Sex with You) Lyrics
Remember the time we went out to dinnerYou and I aloneWe ate some French friesLet's do it againRemember the time we went to the moviesLaughed so hard we criedAnd then we ate more French friesLet's do it again'Cause I really like you as a friendBut there are things I can't pretendKnow I would love you 'til the endBut there is just one problem (problem, problem)I would never have sex with youBelieve me, you'd know it if I wanted toI already would have shown my *****s to youBut that will never happenRemember the time we stayed up all night talkingLet our secrets outUntil the sunshineLet's do it againRemember the time we went to Dave and BustersDance dance revolutioned'Til we won a keychainLet's do it againThis shouldn't come as a surpriseYou should've seen it in my eyesI kinda like some other guyBut there's a bigger problemI would never have sex with youBelieve me, you'd know it if I wanted toI already would have gone down on you (Kate: You would have liked it!)But that will never happenNo amount of alcoholCould change my mind at allOur lips will never touchSo kiss that thought goodbyeI would never have sex with youBelieve me you'd know it if I wanted toI already would have held hands with youBut that will never happen
