Half Man Half Biscuit - If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day Lyrics
Outside Goldsmith’s coughing up blood,Turner Prize judge gasps “Christ that’s good -Leave it as it is, it’ll get first placeWe’ll call it a full shift at the coal faceâ€Oh well you’re neither a Stuckist or a YBAand you’re no longer a miner as of todayPraise for the wardens ready to fineAnyone caught saying “graphic designâ€Rag-mag seller said I’d be in pleatsOnly when he’d been cleaned from the streetsOh I could squeeze my lemon ’till my blues went awayIf I had possession over Pancake DayGive a philosophy student a glass of limeadeand he will say: “is this a glass of limeade?â€and “if so, why is it a glass of limeade?â€and, after a while, he’ll die of thirst