Half Man Half Biscuit - Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite Lyrics
Tower block, you couldn’t score in a tower blockDo you wash plates down the WI?Went down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floorHad no qualms, but I complained anyway‘Cos I’m the big cheese down at the Tourist InformationI work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safeDropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshiteOut on to the sandbank and then send in the clownsWe must do brunch sometimeThat place by PineappleCats, Phantom, Starlight, LesIt’s the cohorts from the dance classAnd they haven’t paid their domino feesHow many of yous lot knowThat song by Blackfoot Sue“I’m Standing In The Roadâ€Was penned by the burly physioOf non-league Farnborough TownBig cheese down at the Tourist InformationCome forth with your queriesAnd I’ll wade out for milesNever trust a crown green bowler under thirtyThe future’s so dull I’ve gotta sing torch songsDropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshiteFacepaint Left Bank Kenneth Emma R-A-D-A Rainer WernerCokeheads cokeheads cokeheads