Half Man Half Biscuit - Mathematically Safe Lyrics
May morning, hanging round a trapdoorSaw a girl like I’ve never seen beforeI wanna make her mathematically safeWanna keep her mathematically safeTake her up where we’re mathematically safeGonna wake up mathematically safeMid table there’s nothing much on my forkIt’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walkAround Cartmel, mathematically safeWith no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safeOn a lilo, in a sea of alrightI’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight