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Half Man Half Biscuit - Quality Janitor Lyrics

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  • Get on my funbus, I’ll take you all for a ride
  • I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride
  • Punch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing
  • All the kids appreciate the joy I bring
  • I’m always happy
  • Ever so happy
  • There’s no-one more happy
  • I’m a comedy grandad
  • Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say
  • All the same I think I’ll say it anyway
  • Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls
  • I’m never happy
  • Never been happy
  • It’s not in my contract
  • I’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big
  • I’m a quality janitor
  • Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates
  • And remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate
  • I’m always running
  • All knees and elbows
  • Got a stick with a spike on
  • Cartoon ducks laugh at me
  • I’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore
  • A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore
  • Nobody loves me anymore
  • Nobody loves me anymore
  • I’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor
  • But nobody loves me anymore

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