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Half Man Half Biscuit - Rod Hull Is Alive - Why? Lyrics

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  • A doyen of Topiary once told me,
  • That one day he would like to grow a maze,
  • It seemed to be quite logical
  • That this should be his wish.
  • And with that
  • We both went our separate ways.
  • They said you died at 7:00 ("seven") due to something in your head.
  • I asked the Sister why it wasn't someone else instead!
  • Tonight I cry myself a bath of tears and ask the world,
  • "Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!?"
  • I heard a palace spokesman mention Sarah.
  • Said she'd known the groins of Jaques LaFitte.
  • She's well-prepared to be a standard-bearer.
  • As pure as the proverbial driven sleet!
  • Halfway up the reekin' with an empty flask of tea,
  • A fog descends and takes away my visibility.
  • Yet in this Helen Keller state, I'd still quite like to know
  • Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well!
  • And I wonder if they'll bring back
  • National Service and the Birch
  • And I wonder must I doubt if
  • They'll ever bring back The Watney Cup

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