Half Man Half Biscuit - San Antonio Foam Party Lyrics
If I had agoraphobiaAnd if I had claustrophobiaTrapped inside my porchThings would be bleakEspecially midweekYour weird dreamsDon’t impress in any wayIn dreamsWeird things are mundane and everydayStrange to me would beBuying a loafAnd coming straight homeTry and get your arse downtown next weekI’m going to prove once and for allTo the LTA hey-hey-heyThat Tim and Greg are not golden boysThey are in fact automatonsI’ve seen the chips and wiresAnd the circuit boards“The reservoirs are colderAnd deeper than you thinkâ€Well stop, wait a minute Mr SpokesmanYou don’t know what I thinkIs your lake about(hmm now let’s see)A hundred miles deepAnd ninety below?And is it home to sharks?It’s gonna end upWith the storming of a brothel in PalermoSniffer dogs in, fluorescent bibsI’ve seen the chips and wiresI’ve seen the circuit boardsI’ve seen the chips and wiresI’ve seen the circuit boardsThis is me pleading for some civic prideUse it or lose it the park and rideTwin town said we just weren’t coolSo now we got a suicide pact with GooleI’ve seen the chips and wiresI’ve seen the circuit boardsI’ve seen the chips and wiresI’ve seen the circuit boards
