Half Man Half Biscuit - Sponsoring The Moshpits Lyrics
In front of bar staff the bands still playSo I get on my knees and really prayAsk for inspiration from the boys up aboveHanded down a plan which seems simple enoughAnother bright idea from GabrielTo keep the small clubs afloatWe should be sponsoring the moshpitsBang the drumsFind a group that pulls a crowd and get them bookedThen describe to companies how their name would lookPlastered round the area where the punters massTen times more effective than the underpassIt’s a bright idea from GabrielTo keep the small clubs afloatWe should be sponsoring the moshpitsBang the drumsWine and dine Keith ProwseAsk him if he’d be interested inA deal with David ProwseWhereby everyone gets to the gigAll safe and soundCome on everybody there’s no time to wasteErnie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and PaisteCommon misconceptions will be left at the doorAnd Sparks won’t come from Germany anymoreSo it’s thumbs up for GabrielFor keeping small clubs afloatWe’re sponsoring the moshpitsBang the drumsWine and dine Keith ProwseAsk him if he’d be interested inA deal with David ProwseWhereby everyone gets to the gigAll safe and soundAnd in this way your club will be savedFrom the JCBAnd in this way your club will be savedFrom JCBMoshpits, moshpitsSponsoring the moshpitsMoshpits, moshpitsSponsoring the moshpitsMoshpits, moshpitsSponsoring the moshpitsMoshpits, moshpitsSponsoring the moshpitsMoshpits, moshpitsSponsoring the moshpitsMoshpits, moshpitsSponsoring the moshpitsMoshpits, moshpitsSponsoring the moshpitsMoshpits, moshpits…
