Henry Metal - Plastic Surgery Lyrics
Now... We will explore... The possibilities... For your faceI wanna be young forever but I do not like my noseI also do not like my chin, so what do you propose?I'll have them chop it off and fix me up a new oneAnd if I am unhappy you know that I'll be suin'I'm tired of lookin' like such a piece of pooSo get me in the computer and do what you gotta doPlastic surgery is the guaranteeYou wanna be in the greatest shape but consume too many crepes?Science has found a way to remove excess parfaitThey can just chop it off or they can suck it outToo much beef stroganoff? There is no need to poutYou tired of lookin' like such a piece of poo?Let 'em get the permanent marker and show you what they gonna doPlastic surgery is the guaranteeThat I will always be a thing of sweet beautyGet the permanent marker and draw that shit on rightMake your incision and pull back that flap tonightRemove the tissue, be sure to make that shit tightWhen I walked in my face was *****edBut now we'll make it right!I'm tired of lookin' like a piece of *****in' shitSo put me in the computer and let's get on with it!Plastic surgery is the guaranteeOf immortality and of beauty