HoodWinked - Be Prepared Lyrics
37 years ago a witch done put a spell on meThe spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it withGlee.When you're always singin' you've got to live aloneThat's why I made this mountain shack my home.And when you're on the mountain, you got noGuarantees.That life will turn up roses or turn out as youPlease.When you're on the mountains, there's lots to beA'feared.That's why this here old mountain goat's preparedBe prepared, be prepared,This lesson must be shared,This lesson must be shared,Be prepared!Be prepared, be preparedAnd unless you got a spare,You got one life, so handle it with care(Goat yodeling)I got horns that open bottles,And I got horns that holds my keys,I got horns that when you turn'em right, they help meWatch t.v.I got horns that open pickle jars,And horns that come with hair,I got horns that hang my other horns-I alway come prepared.Be prepared, be prepared,And unless you got a spare,You got one life, so handle it with careYeeeheee! Keep you hands and feet inside of theVehicle at all times!(Goat yodeling and more)Ooooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not fellPrepared,It's rumblin' like a mountain lion, I must sayI'm scared,And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear howI scream,But since I'm only singin', I'll just Yodel till wereCreamed!
