Horrible Histories - I'm A Knight Lyrics
I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightAnd our only aim in life is to fightI'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightWe fight by day, and when it's not so brightWe're not so bright! We like to beat, and chop and stab our wicked enemyBut all the time we try to stick to rules of chivalryRule one, we have to do brave deeds for some great lady fairI'd write poems, I would joust, well I would fight a bear(Well, maybe a teddy bear. Oh, I can't! )I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightAnd our only aim in life is to fightI'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightWe charge ahead, but never left or rightWe're never right! Rule two, we have to practise in the noble art of warBattle for our king and country, that's what knights are forAnd if there is no war to fight, a-hunting we will goWe hunt for deer and rabbits too, so long as they are slow(Otherwise we can't catch them! )I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightAnd our only aim in life is to fightI'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightWe are fighters and our armour's always tightAnd these swords aren't light! Rule three, in war we aim to capture other knights aliveTheir families pay us lots of dosh so long as they surviveWe act like gentlemen, and only fight with other gentsA real knight, he would never fight against peasants! (Anyway, peasants pong! Eurgh! )I'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightAnd our only aim in life is to fightI'm a knight, I'm a knight and I'm a knightWhen we ride to war we're such a splendid sightWe are a sight!
